Guies. The Time. Lulzy Smut Time.
“… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.”
“i nochalantly jump kicked him in the face knocking his yarmulke into a puddle.”
“I began to breathe heavily like a cow with asthma being strangled into sexual submission.”
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His crotch area had a certain majestic and beautiful incomprehensibility, for I had never seen anything like this before in all my frail existence. As I peered into the eye of his Perfect Clone penis and into his penis’ soul, I began to black out and my mind was suddenly teleported down a slit shaped rabbit hole to a tessellated psycho-phallic dimension. I felt like my consciousness had stumbled inside a fleshly hall of mirrors, a magnificent kaleidoscope of penis related imagery surrounded and dazzled me here: of delicate and modest foreskins of pink, of bountiful, mushrooming glans of maroon, thick veins of blue — thin veins of red, my favorites; they were all here, in this place.
“That is because your fingers are not the vagina of a Vulcan female,” Spock reminded him. Seeing Kirk make a face at this statement, Spock took Kirk’s clean hand in his own and continued, “I would hold no other fingers as tenderly as I touch yours. They are the right place for my semen.”
Batman and Robocop: The Day the Men Found Love posted:
“I need to gently caress you Batman. This way, my memories backup is ejected from my butt and we can delete what is important to preserve your identity.”
Bruce Wayne stood in awe looking to Robocop’s face. He must gives away his manhood to be Batman again, or face the consequences of his life saving deeds.
“Why you memory backup is expelled when you gently caress?”
“This is a method to preserve my intimacy. If I want to sleep with a whore or a male escort, it’s my right to delete my sexual encounters so no one acknowledge it’s existance.”
Bruce put his own hand on his chin and thought a bit. That wasn’t something Bruce would like to admit. Bruce have a reputation to preserve, even if he likes young lads. But Batman suffered much abuse in his life. Losing his anal virginity will be only one more faithful act towards the welfare of humanity.
“Alright Robocop, you can gently caress me, but let’s go to a motel, I don’t want to violate my cousin’s private space.”
“There is a problem Bruce. I’m not with my penis now. I can’t gently caress you.”
“What? Why your not with it?”
“Because today is a workday. I only attach my mechanical penis at weekends.”
“Summary: Mpreg. Slash! SSSB Having being raped by his most highest enemy, Sirius Black, Severus finds himself two weeks pregnant! With the help of his sister and cousin, Severus teals of being a single parent refusing to tell the truth to other father…”
Doomsday Womb – Sequel to Batman and Robocop. Inspector Gadget’s The Claw, replaces Penny’s vagina with a black hole, which can only be stopped by using Superman’s semen as an antimatter bomb. And he’s also gay for Batman.
“Well…I…I found some strange readings when your where talking with Batman up there on the rooftop. And my notebook computer x-ray vison could saw thru your pants. Looks like your dick was throbing.”
“But, what about the solution?”
“Superman, I think your know what the solution is…”
“Yes…” and Superman lowers his head “Batman.”
Superman, with his powerful sonic voice calls Batman to go down there. Batman asks:
“What is it Supes?”
“Batman, I think we cannot hide any longer what we feel for each other…this is the only way to save the city.”
Batman slowly closes his eyes, unzips his pants and says:
Batman’s dick is very hard and throbing as hell. First, Batman grope Superman’s buttocks, to see if there’s danger:
“Superman, don’t constrict your buttocks of steel on my dick, you can cut it off.””
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